How I Doggie

I have a confession about this dirty thing I do once in a while. I like to press my face against a puppy's tummy, lalo na if they're busog, and the tummy is round and hard (told ya it's dirty, nagtutunog porno). I first did it to Pablo, and then to Abigail (still sounding porno). This picture is of me doing it to Franco. 

Yeah, I said before that we wouldnt have anymore dogs after Pablo, but we love him so much we knew malulungkot kami sobra kapag nawala siya. So the legacy of the beige dogs has to continue. We were even begging Pablo to give us a a puppy. I was even talking to him saying "gusto ko boy, and gusto ko kamukha mo". When it was taking longer, it came to a point when I was bullying him for being less 'matulis' than his dad (Yogi). "Wala, mahina ka. Wala ka sa Tatay mo". Yeah, I wanted to hurt his ego to give him a little push. But he is just the nicest, in the animal realm, he must be a gentledog (yes, like a gentleman).

Our neighbor's abandoned Shih Tzu keeps coming around when it was Pablo's meal time, and because we have become a dog loving family, we adopted her and named her Sienna. So Pablo did her (haha), and being an alpha male dog (yes, Pablo is the strongest), he protected her not letting any other male dogs come near her. She got pregnant and gave birth to 3 beige dogs, all looking like Pablo. Unfortunately, because she was unhealthy being abandoned, the other 2 died and only the female pup survived: Abigail. 

Just because I did not post pictures of her doesn't mean I don't love her. Siya lang naman ang aso namin na ginawan ko ng video. Hehe. I'm all about animal rights, pero aminado akong sinasaktan ko si Abigail. Sorry po PETA and PAWS. Sobrang kulit eh. Effort alagaan dahil ang daming weird na sakit. All bowel related. Minsan constipated, minsan naman diarrhea. Labo. At nasabi ko na bang makulit siya? Ay oo. Gusto ko lang makasiguradong na-mention kong makulit siya. Dahil sooper kulit siya. Asar-talo talaga ako, nagiging si The Hulk ako. Kung may kapitbahay akong may crush sa'kin panigurado turn off na turn off sa'kin kapag nagtatransform na 'ko. Pero dahil wala naman akong kapitbahay na may gusto sa'kin, hindi ko naman naging problema 'yun. Haha. But I love Abigail so much without me knowing it. Narerealize ko 'yan minsan akala ko mamamatay na siya for being weirdly sick. At nung isang beses umuwi ako isang umaga hindi niya ko sinalubong ng bugbog. Nawawala siya for hours akala ko ninakaw na. I was just so worried about her. About lunch time, nakita na lang siya ng Tatay ko sa kwarto nila, under the bed, nursing 3 puppies. It was pure joy for us finding her there. Una, we thought "Andiyan ka lang pala kanina pa kami nag-aalala sa'yo". Pangalawa, "nanganak ka pala, ni hindi nga namin alam na buntis ka?". It was really a happy moment.  

She gave birth to 3 beige puppies, at nakakatuwang isipin na despite how unhealthy Abigail is, her puppies are the healthiest we ever had, napapagood-job ako kay Abigal. Ang tataba at ang lalakas nila, in just 2 weeks, dilat at naglalakad na. 

So this is one of the puppies, who I call Franco, but is Yogi Junior according to Tatay kay because of the same Y on the forehead. 

And this, my friends, is how I doggie. Hehe.